My name is Mary. Not Marie. Not Maria. It’s easy to spell. There are no “e”s or “i”s in it. It’s spelled like every single person who has ever had the name Mary who wasn’t a hippie has spelled it. Also, no, you’re not the first one to ask me about my lamb or about my garden. I don’t fucking have either. I’m not usually contrary, either, unless you annoy me, which is bound to happen if you refer to me as “The Virgin Mary”.

My Fucking Name is Mary.

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